The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @chrisfay ever

July 2012

Missing a badass team outing in order to move into our new place. #bummer

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@thecontrabrand I feel ya. Beyond terrible. Struggling to understand how someone could possibly do this to others, children. Insane.

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An inspiring reminder to live your life, now http://t.co/IGPxXk7p

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@meirish …weekly, that is. Google is all about scale after all.

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Working at Google has inspired me to set some goals. The first: find and share [on Twitter] at least one dev article @meirish has not. #hope

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@meirish …runs as millions of Bieber fans want blood for incorrectly spelling Bieber. #oops

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@meirish Are you calling me slow?! Serves me right for unveiling your love of Beiber to the twitterverse.

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@meirish lol, better late than never! Is that still true?

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Flowchart: how to retinafy your website http://t.co/EfYfVmFC via @thomasfuchs

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@meirish perk of wfh: late night banter with no regrets.

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@meirish who isn’t?! I wasn’t quite as into him as you up front… #diss

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@meirish Fairly confident all these tech meetups are just a ruse for closet Bieber fans to congregate. #holdingmybreath

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A little overwhelmed by the number of tech meetups in the Bay area. Looks like I might actually have something to do now besides the DMV.

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@meirish my high-tech responsive test for Android has always been to vigorously slide the screen back n’ forth hoping for no lag. Pass?

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@meirish I’ve only had a few minutes with it, looked smooth.

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…gets strange pleasure out of fontbombing.

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Looking forward to the day robots can go to the #DMV for me.

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@meirish happy Tuesday btw. Still jealous of your wfh, big time.

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@meirish #true. It was good. I took it again today and in that heated moment of seat picking I grabbed one facing backwards. #mademesick

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What does it say about me that most of my food choices at Google are ‘red’? #google15

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@meirish nothing specific, just looking to expand. Thx again, good stuff.

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@meirish What are your goto JS resources atm?

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Heading home from work on the party bus.

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Taking the GBus today.

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@meirish doh. I’m changing it up anyway, heading to the Big Basin Redwoods instead, less crowded. But I guess they would know that now too.

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Taking the family on a surprise excursion out to Muir Woods. #shouldbefun

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@jjnoldweb nice man thx, I’ll take you up on that ;)

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@jjnoldweb Ah man, I must steel someone’s discount when that comes out!

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@jjnoldweb How you doing? All still well in the land of Garmin?

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@jjnoldweb Yeah, thankfully. We finally decided space over proximity and pushed east about 15 miles to Union City, where we landed a house.

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My first meme on Memegen has gone ‘popular’. #bucketlist

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@meirish ha no my parents are helping renovate our house to get it on the market. We are renting here for a year before buying.

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@meirish i hear ya! So far the kids love it. Jennie is in heaven - says she’ll never leave :) Moving on the 27th and so ready for a house.

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@meirish just jolly. I feel your pain, we just did a heated round of car shopping then house hunting, blah. Fatherhood treating you well?

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@meirish lol just checking up and saying hi, i sold adravage a while ago. But, I won’t say I’m not stalking you. #creeper

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@JustinStouder glad to hear things are going well. Maybe one day I’ll try some surfing. Pretty sure I’ll be horrible.

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@JustinStouder thanks Justin! I hope life’s been treating you and your family well!

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Uploaded my first meme to Google Memegen. Come on #topten

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One of my favorite parts about working at Google so far: tons of awesome local tech talks from some of the best of the web.

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I just ate way too much.

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Looking forward to attending this year’s Google Science Fair http://t.co/YRwsIZur #nerdcity

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Family and friends are too far away! #homesick

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